Urban Dictionary explains real shit as a news item or fact that is not only thought to be entirely accurate but also has societal significance. Sometimes in memes, the significance scale for anything deemed to be “genuine trash” is reversed for sarcastic effect. Bullshit is the opposite. Enjoy the following real shit quotes and captions you can share on social media.
33 Real Shit quotes
Does my friend say Whatcho little ass got a gun for? the same cause that you got your sh*t. It’s real, and I don’t care about any hoe trash.
Nothing except death music is being produced right now, man! Going to the club, getting wasted, acting out, robbing the ni, and having a party are the only things involved. And they are talking the genuine shit, but they don’t realise that while they are talking the shit, their music isn’t that hot! Your song is terrible!
Hey, this isn’t a motherfucking game, you know. True sh*t, true sh*t. Ride out, all of you.
If something bad occurs, murder the offender.
Spell properly if you’re going to talk garbage.
Life continues despite the fact that people change and things go wrong.
It’s getting creepy now that I have a white Ghost. incredibly terrifying, just like in the movies. All beverages are free in this bar, just like Snoopy. All the true troops salute me for this reason.
They believe that making hot music is not necessary merely because they talk about the actual things! A lose-lose situation exists! Why can’t a mother fu.. er sing some soulful music and talk about some real shit? – real shit quotes
There will never be a Disney film with a happily ever after. Things happen.
What’s up, real people doing real things. Get a lot of money since you could never have enough, and you are aware that the new junk is so intimidating. So and so simply continued on his way.
English, profanity, sarcasm, and real sh*t are my four native languages.
I’m sick of playing games. For a change, I need something genuine. a person who remains when the going gets tough. When I’ve had enough, I need someone to hold me.
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Quotes about swag
Put an end to this coonshit. Cartoon crap in the morning. It’s gang shit. Your entire afternoon is a waste.
You don’t have to consume anything to know it’s bad if it looks bad, smells bad, and feels bad.
I couldn’t care less if this garbage became popular or not; all I care about is exposing the phoney news being spread by these fools on Facebook.
I’m still sipping a purple beverage and smoking a purple blunt. That trill crap is real ni, real bi, and purple swag.
Toronto with me is mayor stuff, OVO is big crap. Receiving cheddar passes similar to KD or OKC is playa stuff. – real shit quotes
One thing I’ve discovered about dealing with shittalkers is that they are only potent when you’re not looking.
On the mixtapes I’m touring, forces are pouring. Look at my shit, which is on fire, and your boring trash.
I’m in Diablo Yellow, you guys are dwelling on devil crap. Jello-color O’s is awful.
Twerk and go nuts with that shit. I deserve that stuff, finally Famous ho.
You don’t believe me, and I’m amazing. I’m grinning as you speak shit. I’m living it, while you’re hating. You are seeing me murder it.
Because I am the crap, I am the one to whom shit happens.
Do not be concerned with me or what I do. You have no bearing on what occurs in my life. I’m tired of you bi… in’ and all you nonsense, so please shut up and quit talking trash.
Oh no, this prom stuff. Please don’t tell your mom stuff about what we do. This crimson cup is scattered throughout the yard. I just left the salon with a brand-new cut, bi…. – real shit quotes
Should I pinch you since this is so true? I understand you after everything we’ve been through.
Real relationships, like all relationships, go through hard patches.
I inquire because I’m unsure. Are there still any actual crap makers?
Things just turned very pinocchio turd-like.
We are actual. We don’t fit into any of those categories. GN Roses is who we are.
It just got serious.
Man, I’m so tired of pleading with God for this free stuff while also being poor as a bag of weak shit. But praise God for Micky D’s, $1 double cheese, or something wonderful because I don’t want to eat garbage.
Hey, stop making zombie jokes. That crap over there is genuine.