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42 Funny golf quotes and captions

TFIGLOBAL News Desk by TFIGLOBAL News Desk
September 15, 2022
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“Golf probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists.” Love this quote? Well we have a collection of 42 more funny golf quotes and captions here below and we hope that you will like it. Feel free to share these quotes on Instagram and Twitter.

42 Funny golf quotes and captions

They call it golf because they took all the other four-letter words.

I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

As you walk the path of life, you must smell the roses, because you can only play one trick.

But in the end, it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the mark.

Do not drink and drive. Don’t even kick.

In fact, the only time I fired an iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took one to do that.

The game of golf would lose a lot if croquet mallets and pool cues were allowed on the green.

Although golf was originally reserved for overweight and wealthy Protestants, today it is open to anyone with horrible clothes.

There is a lot of unnecessarily bad golf played in this world. – funny golf quotes

The father’s place in the modern suburban family is very small, especially if he plays golf, which he usually does.

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Relax? How can someone relax and play golf? You have to grab the stick, right?

Golf is a game that reflects life. Golf is as much a mystical journey of joy and sadness as it is a physical journey of cause and effect.

The main idea in golf, as in life, I suppose, is to learn to accept what cannot be changed…

With many turns and holes, life is much like a round of golf: without bats, you can’t play.

The good thing about starting golf at forty is that you can start playing at forty.

Sometimes I play golf with friends, but there are never friendly matches. – funny golf quotes

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely ephemeral in the universe; a space not to be inhabited, but to be overcome as quickly as possible.

Don’t force your kids to play sports. I have never been. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go golf. I ask him.

I’ve seen longtime friends walk away from golf simply because one could play better, but the other mattered better.

Golf tips are like aspirin. We may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle, you’ll be lucky to survive.

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Golf is a game in which the object is to put a very small ball into a smaller and smaller hole, with singularly poorly designed weapons for this purpose.

Golf is a fascinating game. It took me almost years to find out that I can’t touch it.

Natural touch does not exist. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

If many people grabbed a knife and fork like they do a golf club, they would starve.

Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while doing it, it’s not a sport. – funny golf quotes

The game of golf would lose a lot if croquet mallets and pool cues were allowed on the green.

The only sure rule in golf is that whoever has the fastest golf cart never has to play the wrong lie.

Golf is at this beautiful crossroads between perfection and frustration.

You have the opposite of the face of poker. You have the face of a miniature golfer.

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You should exercise more if you are prone to having a liver. To play golf.

If profanity influenced the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played much better than it is.

Golf without Jones would be like France without Paris: without leaders, without light and alone.

Golf is a good pampered ride.

Golf is a multi-billion dollar industry all about hope.

Golf is a day spent in a round of intense idleness.

You learn so many things with golf: how to suffer, for example. – funny golf quotes

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

The avid golfer would play Mount Everest if someone put a flag there.

I’m not saying my golf game has gone bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would come out sliced.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting objects with a club.

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