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50 Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status: Humor at Your Fingertips

TFIGLOBAL News Desk by TFIGLOBAL News Desk
October 2, 2023
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Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status
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In a world filled with digital connections, adding a dash of Funny Quotes to your WhatsApp status is a delightful way to brighten up your day and your friends’ too.

50 Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

  1. “I’m not late, I’m in ‘casual’ mode.”
  2. “My life is an unfinished novel…with lots of typos.”
  3. “I speak fluently in emoji, it’s my second language.”
  4. “If money grew on trees, banks would be virgin forests.”
  5. “WiFi is my true religion. I connect and I pray.”
  6. “I’m in shape… in round shape.”
  7. “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.”
  8. “My bed is my refuge, my duvet is my best friend.”
  9. “I decided to be happy today, it was too complicated to be sad.”
  10. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m giving inspiration a chance.”

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  1. “Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”
  2. “My diet is 90% TV shows and 10% remorse.”
  3. “I don’t need therapy, I need a new iPhone.”
  4. “I’m not late, the world is ahead.”
  5. “Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer.”
  6. “I’m not sarcastic, I’m just very intelligent.” – funny quotes for WhatsApp status
  7. “My motivation level fluctuates between ‘Netflix and chill’ and ‘Why am I like this?'”
  8. “Online shopping is my therapy. Parcels are my medals.”
  9. “I’m not talkative, I just share interesting thoughts…with myself.”
  10. “Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”

Hilarious Social Media Quotes and Captions

  1. “I’ve been on a diet…since I started getting up.”
  2. “My superpower? I can eat an entire pizza and still be hungry.”
  3. “I’m allergic to morning. Don’t talk to me before my coffee.”
  4. “I’m late, but I brought pizza, so it’s okay.”
  5. “If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be illegal.”
  6. “Sports? Oh, I thought you said ‘shorts’.” – funny quotes for WhatsApp status
  7. “I need a day between Saturday and Sunday.”
  8. “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
  9. “The only thing I’m running is my nose.”
  10. “Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”

Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

  1. “I’m on mental vacation. Leave a message after the beep.”
  2. “I’m not distracted, I’m multitasking.”
  3. “I’m an Olympic athlete… when it comes to naps.”
  4. “Patience is a virtue, unless you are hungry.”
  5. “I’m not a goofball, I’m just testing gravity.” – funny quotes for WhatsApp status
  6. “My diet? I eat what makes me happy. Chocolate makes me very happy.”
  7. “I don’t have an anger control problem, I am in complete control of my anger.”
  8. “I’m not lazy, I’m in a permanent state of rest.”
  9. “My sense of humor is as dry as my shampoo.”
  10. “I’m not getting old, I’m becoming a classic.”

Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

  1. “I’m not disorganized, I’m in creative mode.”
  2. “Mondays should be optional.”
  3. “I have a love-hate relationship with my bed. I love it, but it betrays me every morning.”
  4. “Life is like a cup of tea, it’s all in how you make it.”
  5. “I am in full horizontal growth.” – funny quotes for WhatsApp status
  6. “The sound of jeans buttons popping is the sound of freedom.”
  7. “My New Year’s resolution? To be even lazier than last year.”
  8. “I’m not sleeping, I’m dreaming of becoming rich.”
  9. “I have a degree in procrastination, but I always put it off.”
  10. “Life is a comedy, but most people don’t have a sense of humor.”

Also Read: 50 Matured Person Quotes and Captions: Wisdom in Words

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