Zelensky is one hell of a sly fox. Every time there is something fishy going down in Ukraine, he is right there in the center of it all.
Throughout the war, Zelensky has been accused of all sorts of shenanigans, from sabotage to deliberate attacks. Yet, his Western allies have turned a blind eye, keeping mum about his crimes. But this time, the cat’s out of the bag, and things have spiraled out of control. Yes, my friends, the man, the myth, Zelensky strikes again!
The Attack on Ammonia Pipeline
On June 5th, an explosion rocked the Ukrainian territory, rupturing a vital ammonia pipeline. And guess what? This little incident could put the future of the UN- and Türkiye-brokered grain deal in jeopardy. Oh, the drama!
The pipeline, which was used to transport Russian fertilizer to the port city of Odesa, had been inactive since the war between Moscow and Kyiv began in 2022. Russia, being the persistent one, had demanded that the pipeline be unblocked, fearing that the grain agreement would go up in smoke without it.
And it was agreed by the Western allies that the pipeline would be restored as soon as possible. But, guess what again? The pipeline got blown up, leaving Russia’s dreams shattered. But wait, why is Germany throwing a fit?
Germany Reveals the Culprit
Russia blaming Ukraine is a kind of understandable phenomenon. But, even Germany is giving an angry glare to Ukraine on the attack.
Confidential German defense ministry documents suggest that Ukrainian forces may have intentionally blown up the pipeline to prevent Russia from reaping the benefits. Ah, the plot thickens! The German Defense Ministry just can’t rule out Ukrainian involvement, citing their analysis of the situation.
It seems like those pro-Ukrainian groups went all out, disrupting railway traffic and sabotaging routes leading into Ukrainian territory. Talk about commitment!
But that’s not all. The German defense ministry’s document even mentions the Zaporizhzhia Region, one of the Ukrainian targets. This is the very same region that joined Russia in the autumn of 2022 after a referendum. Well, it seems like Zelensky’s chaps are still causing trouble there. The ministry’s document also points out possible attacks on railway lines in Crimea, because why not spread the chaos?
Germany had its hopes set on the resumption of Ammonia exports, eager to fix the global food shortage. But alas, Zelensky and his merry gang had other plans. So now, Germany is up in smoke, and they’re sitting tight, seething with fury.
Well, Zelensky truly knows how to keep its allies at bay. The world may blame Russia for every notorious deed. But, the puppet master is always the man in Kyiv who keeps pulling the strings behind the scenes. His knack for creating chaos knows no bounds.
As Germany wallows in smoke and frustration, we can’t help but admire the audacity of Zelensky. Bravo! Just remember, the world is watching, and these shenanigans won’t work out for long.